Twitter has put me on the foid side of algorithm

Howling Fans VS Panting Appreciators

bro said:

What a clean bonk

Mom said its my turn to play with the Ancient Roman horse toy

Uuuuuuugh

i have recently developed a fetish for scouser slags, im weighing my anchor in 'er liverpool if you know what I mean

Okay let me give you a tutorial

1: Make sure ALL your clothes are 102% polyester, with a 2% margin for error
2: Hit your head with a hammer so you speak like a retard
3: Become a drug addict
4: Carry a tiny dollar store knife at all times and threaten to "wet" people
5: wear a knockoff LV bag
6: get a shiesty
7: tell that girl "oi fine lass u wont a shag?"
8: ???
9: profit