"You wanna get a buzz cut it makes you look like youre ready to attack the day"
How about I attack yuo with a gatorade bottle
How about I attack yuo with a gatorade bottle
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Forwarded from The Coal Post
🌯 Controversial Chorizo 🌯
🇲🇽 Recently, the president of Mexico (Gloria Sheinbaum ✡️) had her phone hacked and an image of her sucking schmekle was posted on the internet.
🤔 Many have speculated that the image of her choking on chorizo is in response to introducing anti-meme legislation. In response, Dragon Ball Z and One Piece fans declared in one voice that they would not go quietly into the night.
🕵🏼♀️ Our Coalespondents are hard at work on discovering whom the penis being sucked by the Yenta in Chief belongs to. Could it be the mysterious “Bubba” mentioned in the Epstein e-mails? Could it be a very unlucky T-Mobile sales rep? Only time will tell.
🇲🇽 Recently, the president of Mexico (Gloria Sheinbaum ✡️) had her phone hacked and an image of her sucking schmekle was posted on the internet.
🤔 Many have speculated that the image of her choking on chorizo is in response to introducing anti-meme legislation. In response, Dragon Ball Z and One Piece fans declared in one voice that they would not go quietly into the night.
🕵🏼♀️ Our Coalespondents are hard at work on discovering whom the penis being sucked by the Yenta in Chief belongs to. Could it be the mysterious “Bubba” mentioned in the Epstein e-mails? Could it be a very unlucky T-Mobile sales rep? Only time will tell.
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Forwarded from SS Eddy Fitz of The Trve Hellenic Shitpost Empire
Chat, it’s time to lock in for the winter. Here’s your new daily schedule:
4:15 am - wake up, crack open a beer
4:16 am - post racial slurs on social media
4:30 am - crack open a beer
6:37 am - gym
7:47 am - post gym shid
7:48 am - crack open another beer
8:15 am - crack open another beer
9:00 am - crack open another beer
9:15 am - piss
9:17 am - shid
9:47 am - crack open another beer
11:30 am - start Facebook, Xitter, and Telegram drama
11:35 am - crack open another beer
12:30 pm - drive to Menards and look but not buy anything
1:30 pm - crack open another beer
1:45 pm - crack open another beer
1:48 pm - crack open another beer
2:03 pm - crack open another beer
2:07 pm - crack open another beer
2:15 pm - drive home from Menards
2:30 pm - pass out from beer
5:30 pm - wake up unashamed of yourself
5:31 pm - crack open another beer and play with a gun
5:45 pm - verbally accost minorities or police
5:46 pm - crack open another beer
6:05 pm - crack open another beer
6:30 pm - dinner, and another beer
7:15 pm - video games as a treat
7:30 pm - crack open another beer
7:45 pm - crack open another beer
8:48 pm - crack open another beer
9:03 pm - crack open another beer
9:05 pm - make a minority deliver you food in bad weather
10:07 pm - crack open another beer
11:30 pm - crack open another beer
2:00 am - go to bed
4:15 am - wake up, crack open a beer
4:16 am - post racial slurs on social media
4:30 am - crack open a beer
6:37 am - gym
7:47 am - post gym shid
7:48 am - crack open another beer
8:15 am - crack open another beer
9:00 am - crack open another beer
9:15 am - piss
9:17 am - shid
9:47 am - crack open another beer
11:30 am - start Facebook, Xitter, and Telegram drama
11:35 am - crack open another beer
12:30 pm - drive to Menards and look but not buy anything
1:30 pm - crack open another beer
1:45 pm - crack open another beer
1:48 pm - crack open another beer
2:03 pm - crack open another beer
2:07 pm - crack open another beer
2:15 pm - drive home from Menards
2:30 pm - pass out from beer
5:30 pm - wake up unashamed of yourself
5:31 pm - crack open another beer and play with a gun
5:45 pm - verbally accost minorities or police
5:46 pm - crack open another beer
6:05 pm - crack open another beer
6:30 pm - dinner, and another beer
7:15 pm - video games as a treat
7:30 pm - crack open another beer
7:45 pm - crack open another beer
8:48 pm - crack open another beer
9:03 pm - crack open another beer
9:05 pm - make a minority deliver you food in bad weather
10:07 pm - crack open another beer
11:30 pm - crack open another beer
2:00 am - go to bed
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Forwarded from Aristokrat of Memeory
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