'Hey, so did you ever finish your video series about Cassie and the caterpillar morph? I loved the first three, but never ... no, sorry, I get it, this isn't the place. Sorry! Sorry.'
'The academic archaeology establishment is suppressing my breakthroughs because of the disruption it would bring to their prepared-core flake-based toolmaking industry.'
'I dropped my phone while trying to search, and I tried to unlock it from up here, so can you also search for screen repair places?'
'Someday I hope to find a way to mess up a recipe so badly that it draws the attention of the International Air Transport Association, the International Mathematical Olympiad, or the NSA.'
'Hey! A bunch of the early Cretaceous fossils on each coast seem to have been plagiarized, too!'
'I tried uploading it to a household appliance porn site I found, but apparently their content is limited to only fans.'
'Wavefunction collapse is only one interpretation. Under some interpretations, graduate students also have souls.'