Just finished the tests to prove my knowledge of english language for my job resume. In both of the tests I had to listen to bri'ish people speak incoherently. As I didn't want to hear them speak and swallow their stupid little vowels, I've strained my ears and picked out only the useful bits of info I've needed to answer the question. Despite these questions answered correctly, it resulted in me not fully listening to the audio recording, which nullified all 5 of both tests' audio questions. I even failed the A1 level.

Good thing bongland is about to die out. Bad thing is, I'm afraid that the retarded bolshevik tradition to use bri'ish accents in regard of russians teaching english language is here to stay. It always bothered me to switch pronounciations of words based on the accent.

Maybe it's time I'll stop editing my dogshit english messages. Maybe it's time to start disrespecting this fucking "language" by purposefully leaving the mistakes unredacted. Maybe I don't know shit about this language and maybe I don't want to.

The reactions are back

None of the was 5'7, looks I'm in the green for now