I wrote a poem about the loch ness monster and the titanic having a duel

In a world where the Titanic sets sail on its own,
And the Loch Ness Monster's power has steadily grown,

The ship's mighty engines, its steel hull so grand,
Versus Nessie's dark waters, in the Scottish land,

With a thunderous clash, they collide in the deep,
As the passengers aboard the Titanic, their hearts skip a beat,

The Loch Ness Monster rises, its scales gleaming bright,
Titanic's bow buckles, a fierce and epic fight,

In the depths of the loch, the battle unfolds,
As the Titanic's fate, in the murky water, it holds,

With a titanic roar and a monstrous snarl,
Nessie's power, like a tempest, begins to unfurl,

But the Titanic fights back, with its might and its grace,
In this epic showdown, they're locked in embrace,

With a final, great surge, Titanic's strength does prevail,
Nessie, defeated, retreats, its monstrous form frail,

The ship may be wounded, with a tear in its side,
But the Loch Ness Monster, in this battle, can't hide,

In this fictional world, where an outcome we've spun,
The Titanic emerges victorious, its journey not done.

Here's the thing about multiverse and quantum immortality. It's bullshit. Scientists talk about how if there are an infinite amount of universes then statistcally there's one where you (insert something you'd NEVER DO).

Look I'm not saying I'm as smart as David Lewis. I'm just saying all physics Phd's should be forced to read "Being & Time" before they're allowed to have an opinion on time travel or multiverse theory.

If something is not part of my "Being" even in potential I'm never going to do that. There is no alternate time line where I wake up one day and kill my whole family.

Why? "Because infinite mutliverse means statically it would have to happen?" That's 100% Retarded.

To wake up and suddenly kill my whole family would require an orientationial shift of my entire Being into a different a completely different "Being", therefore its not the same Being, therefore it's not an "alternate" me in another universe because it's not the same Being. PERIOD. *drops mic*