The oerochromis mossambicus fish

After a farfetched 50 million years this fish is still alive and well today. No signs of macro-evolution

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The Atlantic stingray (dasyatis sabina)

The supposedly 50 million year old remains of a stingray showing, as usual, no signs of any evolution

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The flea

20 million imaginary years later and a flea is still a flee because every creature takes after its own kind

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The shrimp

360 million alleged years later and a shrimp is still a shrimp. Who would have thunk?

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The eel

Allegedly mankind's oldest ancestor at "505 million years old" and still exactly the same

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The penguin

"10 million years" and nothing has changed

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The duck-billed platypus

Over "23 million years old" and God's design hasn't changed. Still a platypus

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The anteater

An alleged "65 million years" later and he still be eating ants

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The mosquito

Over "40 million years" and skeeters still skeetin'

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The centipede

This "40 million year old" centipede is still creeping on the earth today. No macro-evolution whatsoever

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The frog

Kiss a frog and wait "50 million years" and it'll evolve into a prince. Or maybe it'll just remain a frog

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The hippo

An alleged "1.8 million years" of evolution be like

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The grasshopper

"140 million years" of "evolution" and the results be like

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The squirrel

Allegedly all these years and nuttin's changed

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The scorpion

Imagine believing this fossil is 433 million years old AND still believing in evolution

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The camel

Supposedly 20 million years between the two and it still hasn't deserted its design

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The hummingbird

Theoretically humming for 47 gorillion years. No signs of evolution

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The snake

"92 million years" to evolve and its still eating dust

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The bat

Can't echo locate a shred of evidence for macro-evolution in "50 million years"

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The bee

"56 million" imaginary years later and bees still be beeing. Again, no signs of macro-evolution

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The turtle

"120 million years" later. Turtles must be evolving really slow

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