The centipede

This "40 million year old" centipede is still creeping on the earth today. No macro-evolution whatsoever

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The frog

Kiss a frog and wait "50 million years" and it'll evolve into a prince. Or maybe it'll just remain a frog

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The hippo

An alleged "1.8 million years" of evolution be like

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The grasshopper

"140 million years" of "evolution" and the results be like

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The squirrel

Allegedly all these years and nuttin's changed

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The scorpion

Imagine believing this fossil is 433 million years old AND still believing in evolution

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The camel

Supposedly 20 million years between the two and it still hasn't deserted its design

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The hummingbird

Theoretically humming for 47 gorillion years. No signs of evolution

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The snake

"92 million years" to evolve and its still eating dust

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The bat

Can't echo locate a shred of evidence for macro-evolution in "50 million years"

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The bee

"56 million" imaginary years later and bees still be beeing. Again, no signs of macro-evolution

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The turtle

"120 million years" later. Turtles must be evolving really slow

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The spider

After a whopping and very alleged "165 million years" how on earth is a spider still a spider?

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The octopus

Still around and just like God made it "165 million years ago." Once an octopus always an octopus

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The dragonfly

Over allegedly "100 million years" and the dragonfly is still...a dragonfly

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The goblin shark

Goblin shark still be goblin and never did stop gobling

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The moth

Another creeping thing God made which hasn't changed even after an alleged "125 million years"

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The seahorse

"13 million years"? Still a seahorse

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The fungus gnat

Weird how the "54 million year old" fungus gnat is still around. No micro-evolution to be found

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

The mushroom (amanita muscaria)

"115 million years" later and its still a fun guy

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𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔦 𝔈𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

Modern lice

"100 million years" and I'm itching for evidence of macro-evolution

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