I must slamhammer Blase in the bussy so hard his chromosomes are splitting up to become XX on the spot

i have to dip my balls in egg, breadcrumbs and drop them in a deepfryer

my period just started today

already ruined my bedspread

now it's sofa's turn

make a popsicle with it

here's what you're gonna do

you're gonna put these thigh highs on

and bend over that table over there

and then I'm gonna stick this PVC drainpipe in your ass