i have to dip my balls in egg, breadcrumbs and drop them in a deepfryer

my period just started today

already ruined my bedspread

now it's sofa's turn

make a popsicle with it

here's what you're gonna do

you're gonna put these thigh highs on

and bend over that table over there

and then I'm gonna stick this PVC drainpipe in your ass

and you're gonna enjoy it

my new favourite meme is pretending to be a doctor and sticking my dick in rectal exam patients