Forwarded from Retarded Ramblings (Yeeted into the shadow zone edition) (Mátyás🇭🇺)
⚡️The US delta forces attempted to raid the General HQ of the IRGC but was captured by the Teletubbies, who switched sides after seeing the glory of Islamic Republic of Iran.
The Delta Forces POWs are not expected to survive.
The Delta Forces POWs are not expected to survive.
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Forwarded from ResistanceTrench (Dew)
🇮🇷/🇺🇸 Christopher Helali, former American soldier, has joined the Fadayeen Battalion, which is ready to defend the Islamic Republic of Iran, as called for by the Secretary-General of the Hezbollah Brigades, Abu Hussein Al-Hamidi.
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The Simurgh
> Bill Gates
> Rizzless nerd
> Has Epstein help him get Russian prostitute
> Gates gets STD
> Asks Epstein for STD medicine
> Epstein helps him
> Gates worried his wife will get STD
> Gates asks Epstein for help secretly slipping antibiotics into her food
> Epstein gets annoyed
> Epstein tells Gates he doesn't want to hang out anymore
> Gates absolutely SEETHES
> Gates calls in his secret network of assassins (Microsoft staff)
> Epstein banned from Xbox Live
> Rizzless nerd
> Has Epstein help him get Russian prostitute
> Gates gets STD
> Asks Epstein for STD medicine
> Epstein helps him
> Gates worried his wife will get STD
> Gates asks Epstein for help secretly slipping antibiotics into her food
> Epstein gets annoyed
> Epstein tells Gates he doesn't want to hang out anymore
> Gates absolutely SEETHES
> Gates calls in his secret network of assassins (Microsoft staff)
> Epstein banned from Xbox Live
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Forwarded from Middle East Spectator — MES
—❗️🇺🇸/🇮🇷 NEW: U.S. officials told Iran 'it's either this or nothing', and they [Iran] said 'Ok, then nothing' – Axios
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