Mi odio

*Xavier comes into the scene welding his flute and knocks battler on the ground*
*Battler vision becomes blurry*
Battler:
Wh...what is this?
Xavier:
I am your savior, the taster of love, rehabilitator of kinships, protector of dreams
Battler:
You're... Here... For them...?
Xavier:
Yes, dear fighting compadre, you should confront your own family, reunite with your blood squadron and fly free in the sky of gouald.
Battler:
Ahahah thanks kind bird man living in my dreams... You always appear in the weirdest moments. I think last time I saw you was like 6 years ago... You must be some sort of weird coping mechanism my dreams create to help me with my family......
Xavier:
Yep, that's meself. *Stretches* and now i skedaddle, toodle ay-ooo weird haired stranger, we shall never meet again.
Battler:
*Faints from head trauma*
(Xavier jumps in the scene in the witch smoking room)
Lambda Delta:
🤨
Bernkastel:
😦
Beatrice:
This freak again! Scram or you'll taste your own blood while I boil you alive in a giant pot of candies!
Xavier:
No need to be angry muchachines, i refreshed the sinner's inner's chronology of sins, making him remember his sins when he was a member of the family kind, not the genitalia kind
Beatrice:
You idiot?! You did what?! He's coming back then?!
Xavier:
Yeah, no need to thank me, but that was a test, you see, i lied. He does not remember that when he was a m--
*Lambda Delta throws a bag of candy at his face*
*Bernkastel cut his snake arm off*
*Xavier keeps talking*
*A black portal opens under the feet of Xavier and he gets teleported in a room where natsuhi's crying*
Xavier inner monologue:
A poor lady is crying... But I haven't finished my monolauge... Damn these ethical conundrums!!!
Xavier:
Excuse me lady, do you need to help me find a private place to speak in private, not disturbed by your cascade of vile pathetic emotionalities?
*Natsuhi points at the bathroom scared and backing into the corner*
Xavier:
Theanks.
(Xavier is talking and monologuing to himself in the mirror while checking himself out, the mirror is broken)
**** enters the room:
Wh-what... What's the meaning of this?!?
(The camera pans out to reveal it's not the bathroom but a luxurious unknown room)
Xavier:
Don't worry freak, I've solved it. Yes I did it. I've realized the one winged eagle was me all along, it was just outside me... I only needed to remove my primordial sin symbolized by my snake arm. Oh how i miss him, but the smell of gold is far better than his stinky oily scales...that son of a bitch *a single tear rolls of his face and he licks it clean*
*Xavier turns around and get shot in the head*
Xavier ghost standing in the same place as the body:
"Mmhh i see now... Without love it cannot be sniffed... This gold reeks of generational trauma! Quick snake, let's get out of here and get married!"
*Xavier runs off screen while the ghost snake arm follow him*

Scusate ho bevuto un'intera caffettiera

cercandop di capire quale cazzo è l'email di Team Grimoire

scusate ma la doppiatrice di rosa ushiromiya è la doppiatrice di ryuko matoi what

chat con mio padre

cmq raga mai in vita mia mi sarei aspettato di sentire mio padre parlare di Stable Diffusion e sentire mia madre parlare di ChatGPT

Voglio una OST con lo stesso vibe

Cioè tipo immaginate una OST completamente caotica, caotica, che lentamente sfuma e diventa come questa, una sorta di marcia funebre epica e melanconica