Can someone buy me this

First one is called Florida beggarweed, it's edible apparently but not nutritious

Bricked my computer teehee

It's so sad I've made this so many times (not with the intention of it being anything other than slop tho)

Flashed the bios wrong, I am up in this computers insides like a butch lesbian covered in oil intimately working on the inside of the torso of a half put together android girl