Can someone buy me this

First one is called Florida beggarweed, it's edible apparently but not nutritious

Bricked my computer teehee

It's so sad I've made this so many times (not with the intention of it being anything other than slop tho)

Flashed the bios wrong, I am up in this computers insides like a butch lesbian covered in oil intimately working on the inside of the torso of a half put together android girl

I am prob gonna get a new chip however I should also get an eeprom programmer to edit the bios again but eeprom programmers are relatively expensive compared to a new chip

security alert:

we're currently seeing a wave of compromised accounts sharing malicious telegram links to groups and via DMs. the malicious channel in question (or one of them) is pictured above.

when a user requests to join the channel, they will receive a direct message from a "verification" bot, purporting to be an anti-bot measure. This bot requests that the user shares their phone number, at which point it will attempt to log into telegram with that number, prompting telegram to send a confirmation code to the account owner. at this point, the bot prompts the user to enter the confirmation code using an inline keyboard, bypassing a critical telegram safety mechanism that invalidates login codes if they are typed into a message. if the user complies, their account is compromised and the malicious actors can use it for anything they want.

DO NOT click on any telegram links that you didn't ask for, especially ones that are sent with no context, even if it comes from someone you trust.

I love the smell of burning rubber when I go outside

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/05/08/unitedhealthcare-sued-by-shareholders-over-reaction-to-ceos-killing.html

>The group, which is seeking unspecified damages, argued that the public backlash prevented the company from pursuing "the aggressive, anti-consumer tactics that it would need to achieve" its earnings goals.

Yayy it's gonna rain today