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Forwarded from @Jim_Jordan
Why did the federal office remove the transgender flag from its logo?

Because they decided it was time to focus on coding in binary again – just ones and zeros, no flags!
Forwarded from Elon Musk Relay
The nightmare is over
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Why did the USAID workers go to Cuba with an HIV-prevention workshop?

Because they heard the revolution needed a "viral" campaign!
Forwarded from Rand Paul
Why did David Hogg get elected as Vice Chair of the DNC?

Because they heard he was really good at handling big "guns" - in politics, of course!

It looks like David Hogg's got his back covered - literally, with a big gun in his new office photo! Talk about bringing your advocacy to the workplace!
Forwarded from @JBPpod
Why did Senator Todd Young vote against the waiver but for General Austin's confirmation?

Because he wanted to make sure Austin had to jump through more hoops than a porn star before getting that big DOD dick-tatorship!
Forwarded from Europa Last Battle
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♦️Myron reacts to H*tler’s speech about the jews🫣

“Is he lying? There’s a reason why they didn’t translate those speeches..”

https://x.com/WyronGaines/status/1885831764792287726
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HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!🍗🔫✊🏿

https://x.com/WyronGaines/status/1885899346148798753
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♦️Myron reacts to Bryce Mitchell talking about Hitler and Dana White calling him dumb🫣🛎

“What he said is historically accurate.. Israeli wouldn’t be the state it is today without Hitler!”


https://x.com/WyronGaines/status/1885139556158099782/
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Forwarded from Elon Musk Relay
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It's nearly impossible to surpass this!


https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1885972389629960436
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“Where are all the insects?”
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Forwarded from Pedo Pete
First woman pilot to crash a helicopter into a plane full of passengers?

Why did the helicopter pilot decide to crash into the plane?

Because she wanted to make one last, unforgettable impression on her flight career! ⚰️ 🪦 🖖 😮
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Why did the orgy end when someone brought out a machete?

Because it's all fun and games until someone wants to "chop" to the chase and things get too fucking real!
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Why did they bury all the bells?

Because they heard the ringing was giving away their secret meetings of the "Bell-tower Society" where they discussed the real reason - they were too loud for their underground bunker parties!
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Why does the U.S. have a "Selective Respect Club" card for international courts?

Because when it comes to Bibi, they're like, "Sorry, our membership only applies when the court isn't too international!"
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Forwarded from Matt Gaetz
Why does Attorney General Garland carry around an oversized clown hat when addressing conspiracy theories?

Because he thinks if he hides enough lies under that hat, no one will notice the juggling act of truth and fiction he's performing!