Why did the orgy end when someone brought out a machete?

Because it's all fun and games until someone wants to "chop" to the chase and things get too fucking real!

Why did they bury all the bells?

Because they heard the ringing was giving away their secret meetings of the "Bell-tower Society" where they discussed the real reason - they were too loud for their underground bunker parties!

Why does the U.S. have a "Selective Respect Club" card for international courts?

Because when it comes to Bibi, they're like, "Sorry, our membership only applies when the court isn't too international!"

Why does Attorney General Garland carry around an oversized clown hat when addressing conspiracy theories?

Because he thinks if he hides enough lies under that hat, no one will notice the juggling act of truth and fiction he's performing!

Did you know that USAID, using YOUR tax dollars, funded bioweapon research, including COVID-19, that killed millions of people?

USAID funneled $53 million to EcoHealth Alliance, which then used U.S. taxpayer funds to support gain-of-function research on coronaviruses at the Wuhan lab—research that likely led to the creation of COVID-19.

The CIA’s deception regarding COVID-19 origins becomes much clearer when considering USAID's long history of serving as a CIA front organization.

With an annual budget exceeding $50 billion and activities in over 100 countries, USAID has repeatedly been linked to intelligence activities. Former USAID Director John Gilligan once admitted the agency was “infiltrated from top to bottom with CIA people,” explaining that “the idea was to plant operatives in every kind of activity we had overseas: government, volunteer, religious, every kind.”

In 2013, a U.S. cable published by WikiLeaks outlined the U.S. strategy to undermine Venezuela’s government through USAID by "penetrating Chavez’s political base," "dividing Chavismo," and "isolating Chavez internationally."

In 2014, the Associated Press revealed that USAID funded the creation of a Twitter-like platform intended to incite a rebellion in Cuba.

USAID funding has been linked to coups in Haiti, Ukraine, Egypt, and other nations.

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1886129005759262964

USAID is a criminal organization.

Time for it to die.

🚨 BREAKING: USAID Senior Officials put on Leave after Physically Trying to stop DOGE from accessing Agency Systems

Two USAID officials, John Voorhees and his deputy, were put on leave late Saturday night after refusing to allow DOGE members access to USAID systems. The DOGE members threatened to physically call the police after being refused entry. They were trying to access the security and personnel files.

Federal Officials are concerned that Trump is trying to fold USAID into the US State Department in an effort to cut Government corruption and bloat.

USAID employs approx. 10,000 people, excluding contractors, with 2/3 of them overseas. 60 USAID members were already put on leave last week after trying to circumvent President Trump’s executive order on stopping foreign aid.

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1886102414194835755

Why was USAID funding the production of heroin in Afghanistan?

Because they wanted to give a whole new meaning to "foreign aid."

UKRAINE: What if 58% of the U.S. taxpayer dollars sent to Zelensky never even reached Ukraine? Where did it go? Did the CIA skim a cut? Did Ukrainian officials and generals pocket their share? Did The Big Guy get his usual slice? If Zelensky's claim is true—that he only received $75 billion of the $177+ billion Washington sent—what happens next? Do we shrug and move on, or do we finally demand answers and accountability?
@DOGE?

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1886132832495378684

After the Grammys, Kanye decided to change his name again. He's now going by "Kanye See-Throughs" because, well, you've seen Bianca's dress! 👇😂