🇫🇷 Admin's fards reached here at 80 km/h

🇳🇱Dutch KNMI reporting wind speeds of up to 140 km/h along the North Sea coasts in the coming days.

This one is actually true, admin has already had to dodge several flying plant pots.

also me when fard haha

⚡ 🇫🇷 Everything and everyone on strike again.
Reason has not been identified yet.

🇫🇷 💥 The reason behind the strike is that the lunch break time of 5 hours has been reduced by one minute as well as the increase of the price of cigarettes.

🇫🇷🇨🇳 Conflict escalating currently in the Parisian suburbs. Sources say that Admin has had bad Chinese food in previous days. Stay tuned

🇫🇷🇧🇪⚡BREAKING NEWS: Due to the constant hate against the Walloon, the French republic claims Wallonia as one of its own.

Good riddance, the Dutch and the Belge say.

🇫🇷⚡ Conflict has calmed down after a massive explosion heard. Close sources say that it was the Admin that was in the bathroom for an hour.

🇫🇷 Sneezing now forbidden within 50m of a baguette for risk of spreading covid. The baguette will have to present a valid proof of vaccination to be eaten.

⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡💥 BREAKING NEWS💥⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡