🇫🇷 Admin's fards reached here at 80 km/h

🇳🇱Dutch KNMI reporting wind speeds of up to 140 km/h along the North Sea coasts in the coming days.

This one is actually true, admin has already had to dodge several flying plant pots.

also me when fard haha

⚡ 🇫🇷 Everything and everyone on strike again.
Reason has not been identified yet.

🇫🇷 💥 The reason behind the strike is that the lunch break time of 5 hours has been reduced by one minute as well as the increase of the price of cigarettes.

🇫🇷🇨🇳 Conflict escalating currently in the Parisian suburbs. Sources say that Admin has had bad Chinese food in previous days. Stay tuned

🇫🇷🇧🇪⚡BREAKING NEWS: Due to the constant hate against the Walloon, the French republic claims Wallonia as one of its own.

Good riddance, the Dutch and the Belge say.

🇫🇷⚡ Conflict has calmed down after a massive explosion heard. Close sources say that it was the Admin that was in the bathroom for an hour.

🇫🇷 Sneezing now forbidden within 50m of a baguette for risk of spreading covid. The baguette will have to present a valid proof of vaccination to be eaten.

⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡💥 BREAKING NEWS💥⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

🇫🇷 Nationwide panic in France as all clocks and watches enter their fifth day of strike to protest against the daylight savings system. French workers of all fields are left confused as to when their lunch breaks start or end, making the country twice as productive since the beginning of the strike.

🇫🇷⚠️ ATTENTION: Jean-Luc Brunel did not kill himself