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I'm ancient man, I thought Richard Garfield how to play this fucking game
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I'm so old that I've seen the Arabian day before the Arabian nights
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I'm so fucking high I started criticizing mtg game design with a tree thinking it was Maro
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You think you're tough? Try surviving the fucking eventide with just a pack of Newports and a broken swithcblade
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I'm fucking crazy, turns out that rakdos is fucking scared of me
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The azorius try to catch me but I move differently call me looter il-kor the way I be getting draws while being unblockable
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I'm the actual art of the invisible stalker they had to censor me for indecent exposure, I'm fucking banned from Avacyn's church but Anya Falkenrath calls me mommy after that incident
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I convinced Edgar to do a pact with Shilgengar only so I could feed on menstrual blood
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I've got a cumsock so crusty it's got infect and taps for white mana
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I'm so ancient I knew grandmother Sengir in her teens, you twerp
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Last Nim who ran his mouth got ran over with the fucking parhelion, that's why the boros had to get another one
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Last Nim who ran his mouth got ran over with the fucking parhelion, that's why the boros had to get another one
Dragged that idiot across the streets of ravnica, idiot looked like a fucking eldrich Moon eldrazi horror
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Got the rakdos guild cheering for me that's why Rakdos started brokeback mountaining on thunder junction for crack
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Shit so strong I call it stasis the way it keeps me fucking tapped
Rega se potete e avete delle manifestazioni vicino a voi scendete in piazza anche già stasera. Quello che sta accadendo alla global sumud flotilla è inaccettabile
Io sarò un piazza 4 novembre a Perugia a manifestare