guys be like "i have a type"

their type

Have you ever realized how surreal
reading a book actually is? You stare
at marked slices of tree for hours
hallucinating vividly

I hired this guy to fix my toilet but he keep's coming back asking for a tip.

Canadians shaking rn

The UFO Distraction Playbook: Are We Getting Played?

Intro: Bruh, Something Ain’t Adding Up
For decades, the government has been out here treating UFOs like that one ex who won’t text back—denying, gaslighting, and then suddenly acting like they care. So, why the sudden 180? Is this about real disclosure, or is it just another 4D chess move to keep us staring at the sky while they do shady stuff down here? Buckle up, because this rabbit hole goes deep, and it smells like controlled narratives and bad CGI.