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The UFO Distraction Playbook: Are We Getting Played?

Intro: Bruh, Something Ain’t Adding Up
For decades, the government has been out here treating UFOs like that one ex who won’t text back—denying, gaslighting, and then suddenly acting like they care. So, why the sudden 180? Is this about real disclosure, or is it just another 4D chess move to keep us staring at the sky while they do shady stuff down here? Buckle up, because this rabbit hole goes deep, and it smells like controlled narratives and bad CGI.

Before We Dive In: The Setup for the Big Show

Ever notice how every time the world’s on fire, they suddenly drop some UFO news? Economy collapsing? “Oh hey, look at these weird lights in the sky.” Government overreach getting out of hand? “Oops, did we forget to tell you aliens are real?” It’s almost like they’ve got this stuff locked and loaded, ready to roll out when they need a distraction.

We’re about to break down exactly how they’ve been pulling this off, step by step. Spoiler alert: it ain’t about little green men.

This will be slowly uncovered through the week. But if it brings engagement then I'll drop more of my insights like this one.