"I wonder what will happen when I take my infant child's toy away while they're using it?"
"Wtf they're crying? Clearly this is because technology bad!"

I dislike how terminally online everything and everyone is nowadays as much as the next guy, but don't be retarded about it

I should see if I can hack my own install of Spotify now that xmanager is basically defunct. The infinite skips & adblock are clientside, so it can't be that difficult

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They should rename chicken ramen to celery ramen cuz that's the only thing I can taste when eating it

I could not imagine caring enough to monitor the nothingburger that is the endless warring in the middle east. Ukraine was interesting when it first broke out but has also lost its salt