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Nothing better than 3-5 shots on a random Saturday
Wtf pmao
Forwarded from Cobson's Crunchy Cheese Factory (Woody)
>you WILL NOT ask people for directions to your house even though you already know them perfectly
>you WILL NOT look around before jerking off even though you live alone
>you WILL NOT go to the woods 2 and a half hours past midnight to scream for help even though you're completely safe
>you WILL NOT turn off the router and then genuinely wonder why the Internet isn't working

>you WILL be rational, and you WILL be happy
Loss of fine motor function achieved, we are now chilling
Forwarded from PvmpGvng Spectator
Just got off the phone with society cats mother apperantly in a drunken state last night he tried to light a fart on fire and succeeded but the fire traveled back into his ass giving him internal burns and he's currently in the hospital, keep him in your prayers 🙏
Forwarded from D E L E T E | M E | D A D D Y
Forwarded from Enigmatic Ghost-cluster
Rubbing half an onion on my peenor to build pain tolerance.
Should I paint them normal or weird