I may ruin my shoulders, my fingers might bleed, my ankles may give out but by God almighty those groceries are being brought in in one go

I want to be chillin like this bird

Nothing better than 3-5 shots on a random Saturday

Wtf pmao

>you WILL NOT ask people for directions to your house even though you already know them perfectly
>you WILL NOT look around before jerking off even though you live alone
>you WILL NOT go to the woods 2 and a half hours past midnight to scream for help even though you're completely safe
>you WILL NOT turn off the router and then genuinely wonder why the Internet isn't working

>you WILL be rational, and you WILL be happy

What did they mean by this

7 now I believe

Loss of fine motor function achieved, we are now chilling

I should go paint my warhammer figs I got for my bday

Just got off the phone with society cats mother apperantly in a drunken state last night he tried to light a fart on fire and succeeded but the fire traveled back into his ass giving him internal burns and he's currently in the hospital, keep him in your prayers 🙏

Rubbing half an onion on my peenor to build pain tolerance.