Lucky Number 8

The Death of the 8 Members of Hezbollah that were Eliminated today, brings the Death Toll for the Terrorist Organization since the War began in October, to at least 449.

450 Members of Hezbollah are now confirmed to have been Eliminated by Israel since the War began in October.

Hezbollah has just faced Embarrassment after Embarrassment now for Months; from losing Hundreds of Launchers alongside Thousands of Rockets and Missiles in an Israeli Pre-Emptive Strike, to now having their Communication Network so Compromised by Mossad that they were able to Critically Injury at least 400 Hezbollah Fighters using only a Pager.

10 Hezbollah Fighters now confirmed to have been Killed in today’s Operations by Israel, bringing the Total to 451.

According to a report from Al-Monitor; a Month-Long Operation by Israeli Security and Intelligence Agencies to Detonate several Thousand Encrypted Pagers that had been Boobytrapped and provided to Senior Hezbollah Leaders, was forced to be carried out Early; after Hezbollah had become Suspicious of the Pagers, with Two Members of Hezbollah having somehow Discovered the Plot, leading to one of them being Eliminated, and the Pagers then being Detonated before the other could provide the Organization with a Warning.

Reports of Air Defense Activity and Explosions near the Syrian Capital of Damascus.

North Korea has launched a possible Ballistic Missile in the direction of the Sea of Japan.

Iranian State Media is reported that Iran’s Ambassador to Lebanon, Mojtaba Amani suffered “Extremely Serious Injuries” to his Eyes leaving him almost Completely Blind, as a result of today’s Pager Attack by Israel.

According to Officials briefed on the matter who spoke with the New York Times; the Thousands of Encrypted Pagers which Exploded today in Lebanon, resulting in Hundreds of Hezbollah Members to be Killed or Critically Injured, were Imported into Lebanon by the Taiwanese-Based Pager Company, Gold Apollo. With the Pagers having been Boobytrapped by Israeli Agents before reaching Lebanon, where roughly 1-2 Ounces of Explosive Material was placed next to the Device Battery, alongside a Trigger to allow Remote Detonation.

At 3:30PM earlier today, the Pagers received a Message that appeared to be coming from Senior Hezbollah Leadership, which then Activated the Explosive within the Device; with the Pagers being Programmed to “Beep” several times before Exploding.

Residents of Damascus state the Explosions seen and heard over the City earlier were caused by Fireworks, not Air Defenses like had been initially reported by State Media.

A Unidentified Drone which entered Jordanian Airspace from the Northeast, likely launched by Iranian-Backed Militias in Iraq against Israel, was Downed earlier tonight by the Jordanian Armed Forces.

Ambulances and Sirens continue to be heard throughout the Lebanese Capital of Beirut, as Hezbollah Members who were Critically Injured by today’s Israeli Pager Attack are still in the process of being moved to Surgery and Trauma Centers.

Red Alerts now for several Communities to the North of the Sea of Galilee in Northeastern Israel.