Forwarded from Cobson's Crunchy Cheese Factory (Uncle Francis)
You light a cigarette, blood from your broken knuckles staining the filter. The limp twitching body of the mouthy cook lies between a dented Nissan Juke and your 96 Altima. As the sirens in the distance close in on you a single thought crosses your mind. "With a car, you can go anywhere"
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Redux SS Edmund Fitzgerald’s Hellenic Shitpost Empire
On the one hand, literally 1984, on the other hand they allow hard liquor, so... fair?
Gangbeer is the most oppressed after Embeveraged Drivers
When I have kids, I will not only teach them how to drive, but will teach them all aspects of the sacred, aristocratic birthright they will have inherited from God himself: Booze Cruising
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Alternative Non-Oppressive Terms for “Drunk Drivers”
Embeveraged Operator
Aristocrat of the Wheel
Booze Cruiser
Finder of Keys
Beer/Bourbon/etc Pilot
Drink Captain
Non vehicled aristocrats can use these with the soft “a” ending. The “Hard R” endings are for those of us who rebel against the drys.
Embeveraged Operator
Aristocrat of the Wheel
Booze Cruiser
Finder of Keys
Beer/Bourbon/etc Pilot
Drink Captain
Non vehicled aristocrats can use these with the soft “a” ending. The “Hard R” endings are for those of us who rebel against the drys.
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Forwarded from Natty Light Nationalism
Natty Light Nationalism
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Proof of concept for my latest idea, The Wasp Room.
A 5x5 foot room featuring the following:
2,500 wasps, flashing neon colored lights, and speakers in the walls which play Carameldansen on repeat.
This humane form of capital punishment is the way forward
A 5x5 foot room featuring the following:
2,500 wasps, flashing neon colored lights, and speakers in the walls which play Carameldansen on repeat.
This humane form of capital punishment is the way forward
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Forwarded from I'm schizophrenic and I have a gun
Forwarded from The Western Chauvinist (Main Banned)
We will not be voting for or supporting zion Don. He will win the presidency regardless. We will not fight or support any of his wars that only benefit (((them))) anyone who does is an idiot. A guy getting shot doesn't change his anti-White policies and agenda.
@TheWesternChauvinist7
@TheWesternChauvinist7
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Forwarded from THE NORTH FOLK
“Life is a race and I am the racist.”
— Winnie the Pooh
— Winnie the Pooh