I miss the days when you could ruin a bitches life by calling her a witch.

These days you gotta talk to her, impress her family, and make her feel safe, loved, and cared for, then ghost her and pull a better looking girl. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work, and someone’s gotta do it.

Stay silly kings 👑

U have to do all that? Im simply just come to the family gathering drunk while I drove her there.

If I had a nickel for every rock band based around the Megaman franchise... I'd only have two nickels, but it's still weird that it happened twice.

We need a Disney princess who shoplifts her makeup from Dollar Tree and sells her SNAP benefits for crystal meth.

And smokes cigs

Well you know what they say: if she smokes, she pokes

It’s Stupid Boy Summer.

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