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I miss the days when you could ruin a bitches life by calling her a witch. These days you gotta talk to her, impress her family, and make her feel safe, loved, and cared for, then ghost her and pull a better looking girl. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work…
U have to do all that? Im simply just come to the family gathering drunk while I drove her there.
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If I had a nickel for every rock band based around the Megaman franchise... I'd only have two nickels, but it's still weird that it happened twice.
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We need a Disney princess who shoplifts her makeup from Dollar Tree and sells her SNAP benefits for crystal meth.
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And smokes cigs
Well you know what they say: if she smokes, she pokes
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Fuckin bullshit if you ask me
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If you don't do enough coke them yeah duh. Fuckin amateurs
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If you don't do enough coke them yeah duh. Fuckin amateurs
Don’t talk to me about how much coke you need to do, SIR
Redux SS Edmund Fitzgerald’s Hellenic Shitpost Empire
Don’t talk to me about how much coke you need to do, SIR
FCUK U IT WAS A TRICK QUESTION! IT ONLY WORKS WITH METH
You know what today is???? Tequila Tuesday
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