BURN

@FaaaQ

When I was ten-years-old, I saw two dogs shagging in the street and asked my Mum what they were doing.

“Dancing,” she replied.

The first school dance I went to, I got fucking expelled.


@FaaaQ

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody Knows.


@FaaaQ

What does a pregnant teenager and her baby have in common?
They're both thinking "oh shit my mom's gonna kill me!"



@FaaaQ

If someone calls you a nobody, just remember

Nobody's perfect.

@FaaaQ

Lovely meaningful dialogues.

You know the razor blade works when there's no reviews on amazon.


@FaaaQ

The essence of Dota.