I went to to my Doctor the other day for a check up, and at the end of the check up the doc asks me "Mind if I ask you a few questions concerning your mental state?"
I says to the doc sure ask away.
He then proceeds to rub my shoulders, which I thought "Well this is kinda gay"
He then asks me if I've ever had any represessed homosexual urges
"Well this is definitely gay"
He then stops and says "You're really tense, here have some water you must be thirsty"
"I don't drink purple water"
"Oh don't worry about the colour, it's doctor's water, I drink it all the time"
"Well then how come yours is clear"
"OH I had mine this mornings"
Now I should make it clear that I wasn't going to drink the doctor's water but I was so gosh darn parched on account of all that shoulder rubbing, so I took a small sip but then I started to feel drowsy then I had this realisation and I yelled at the doctor "Doc what about the hypocratic oath?!" Then the doc says
"Oh the hypocratic oath doesn't say anything about raping."

In Suwon, a city close to Seoul, South Korea constructed a theme park in 2012 called the Restroom Cultural Park, also known as Mr. Toilet House, that is all about toilets and the waste that goes in them.

Doodles Made by a 6-year-old Boy Named Onfim, from Russia, c. 1240-1260 CE: created nearly 800 years ago, these drawings were scrawled onto the homework/spelling exercises of a little boy in Novgorod
Birch-Bark Document no.200: Onfim began writing the Cyrillic alphabet at the top of this panel, but he then stopped to draw a picture of himself as a warrior on horseback, labeling the figure with his name; the drawing shows him wielding a sword while he impales his enemy with a spear.