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Project ‘Grandpa On A Leash’: President Biden Gets Russian Software Update

Miles below the surface of an undisclosed Siberian location, the Russian interference specialists headed by Editor-in-Chief Margarita Simonyan are readying phase two of “Project Grandpa On A Leash.”

It’s the most ambitious, all-singing, all-dancing phase yet, and when it’s through, the Oval Office will never be the same again — heck, maybe he’ll even be coherent, thanks to lost Soviet tech!

Kidding aside, RT wish you all the best during the holidays.
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❗️📢 💣 Russian intelligence has received information that the Ukrainian command is planning an operation during the New Year holidays aimed at causing significant harm to the health (with a possible fatal outcome) to the personnel of the Russian Armed Forces.

📃 During the New Year holidays, the command of the AFU planned the transfer of poisoned alcohol to the servicemen of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation by harvesting individual batches for sale, adding poisons when buying or giving it as present. The action is planned to be carried out through pro-Ukrainian locals in the liberated territories to reduce the combat capability of the units.

Interception material:

Good day, Sir! The command decided to help our friends in organizing New Year's holidays. Since the consumption of alcoholic beverages is an integral part of their highly spiritual culture, we must arrange for them to supply the highest quality product. If someone has relatives, friends, or acquaintances on the other side, commanders need to organize work to prepare lists of such persons with the task of offering and delivering alcohol with food additives.
We will sell and give them specially prepared hot drinks so that our friends' holidays will be bright and memorable. Let those fags reduce their own population themselves. Let's poison them!
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One 'volunteer' is so excited to enlist, his enthusiasm to fight means he can barely be contained...

#JoeGenocide #ToTheLastUkrainian

t.me/iEarlGreyTV
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❗️The Russian Ministry of Defense for the first time since the beginning of a special military operation named the number of contract employees in the armed forces.

In total, more than 640 thousand people are serving under contract, as follows from the materials of the Ministry of Defense “Army in Figures - 2023”.
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Today was a very unusual day in Russia - a day of canceling. A few celebrities were canceled at once, for the first time in our history.

A few days ago, a blogger organized an "Almost Naked" party in the Moscow night club and invited our celebrities. It looked more like a satan's party with a lot of weird people. For example, one of the guests came completely naked, he had only a sock on his penis 🧦

Nobody would care about what they were doing there if it was a private, closed party, but the professional photographers and even journalists were hired on purpose to make this event public. Рeople didn't like it, called it "a feast during the plague" (the price of an entrance ticket was a million rubles) and expressed their negative attitude in the comments.

The celebrities replied arrogantly that they didn't care about their opinion, and were very surprised today when the companies canceled their advertising contracts and shows, removed them from the TV and even replaced them and reshoot the scenes of the New Year shows, as it never happened before in Russia.

After that these celebrities began to apologize but it didn't help. As OneRepublic sings, it's too late to apologize. People don't want to forgive them (as these celebrities don't support the special military operation), and think that their impudent behavior is insulting our military who risk their lives to defend our Motherland.
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I also would like to note one important detail - a blogger who organized the "Naked Party" as people call it (by the way, it was officially recognized as LGBT propaganda), deleted her posts with demanding to stop the special military operation only yesterday.

Today the Federal Tax Service has begun an inspection of this blogger. It turned out that she has a debt for 137 million rubles since the spring. She was given time to pay it but she didn't do it, and instead boasted on her party showing the emerald with brilliants on her butt for 23 millions rubles. Now the blogger faces up to 5 years in prison under Part 2 of Art. 199 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation - “Tax evasion on an especially large scale”.

It means this blogger criticized the special military operation from the beginning, has a 137-million tax debt, but till now she didn't have any problems, earned money and enjoyed her life. Even now she is not under arrest and in theory can leave Russia.

The West likes to say that in Russia people who have another opinion immediately are sent to prison. This example shows that it's not true.
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А тем временем мой следующий груз в процессе. Вот такие тележки скоро будут готовы, маленькие на 1м колесе тоже очень нужны. 🙏🏻

In the meantime life goes on, the next trip is in the making...  Little stretchers on one wheel are also needed greatly, so next time i will bring those =) 😊

@MashaLelyanova
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Cross-Cultural Compassion: Ahmed's Journey from Palestine to Petrozavodsk State University.

Ahmed is a Palestinian Student at Petrozavodsk State University.
Alongside studying medicine to become a doctor, he volunteers as part of a group who helps freshmen from foreign countries adapt to not just life at university, but also life in Russia!

If you'd like to know more about coming to Russia on a Student Visa, go to bit.ly/MoveToRussia for a FREE one hour consultation with immigration lawyers Michael Braiden Consulting.

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Ukrainian subscribers of various Telegram channels began to constantly receive requests to the Russian military to fire missiles at military registration and enlistment offices and collection points in Ukraine.
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🇬🇧 Former British Ambassador to Russia Laurie Bristow said that it turns out to be useful to listen to Putin.

@ukraine_watch
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Metro station: Lubyanka (Redline)
Location: Central Children’s store.
City: Moscow

My friend John at https://news.1rj.ru/str/BadVolfNews called me this evening, and said let’s go walk with our children. I said great!

We started at the Central Children’s Store. Friends, this is a must see for you and your family. It’s absolutely beautiful. There is an observation deck on the roof. The views of the city are amazing. Pictures or videos do not show the true beauty and energy you feel.

Afterwards, we walked a little and then stopped for dinner.

Moscow during the New Year and Christmas holidays is absolutely beautiful. You can walk around with your family in peace. As a parent, this is so very important for me. To live in a safe city and country.
The vibe is truly magical, and to see so many people from different ethnic backgrounds smiling, laughing and getting along with each other. This is how life should be in every country.

I love Russia. I am Russian. My wife and children are Russian. I am truly blessed and thankful to be living in a country that’s moving forwards, a country that is working hard to make life easier, enjoyable and safer for our children. God bless Russia! 🤍💙❤️

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