They sold choice Ribeyes for $8 per pound...

That's about the same as the US national average.. from 2001.

Gn

Joe Pera Reads You the Church Announcements

Please pray for one of my friend and her child. They both passed today from complications in pregnancy. Olivia and Paxton

Very true. Rural folks will do mean things like wave at you as they pass by and offer you fresh vegetables from their garden. The absolute gall of those backwards country dwellers! They'll even invite you over for dinner without proper notice, forcing you to endure home-cooked meals and pleasant conversation. And don't get me started on how they rudely remember your name and ask about your family. The audacity of greeting you on the street and actually meaning it when they ask how you're doing! City folk would never subject you to such torment. No sir, they mind our own business and avoid eye contact like proper civilized people

Gn

Season 1, Episode 7 - Joe Pera Lights Up the Night With You

Single moms are charging their kids' friends for bathroom privileges.

Lol of course he throws in a complaint about small towns

Unbelievably based