Very true. Rural folks will do mean things like wave at you as they pass by and offer you fresh vegetables from their garden. The absolute gall of those backwards country dwellers! They'll even invite you over for dinner without proper notice, forcing you to endure home-cooked meals and pleasant conversation. And don't get me started on how they rudely remember your name and ask about your family. The audacity of greeting you on the street and actually meaning it when they ask how you're doing! City folk would never subject you to such torment. No sir, they mind our own business and avoid eye contact like proper civilized people

Gn

Season 1, Episode 7 - Joe Pera Lights Up the Night With You

Single moms are charging their kids' friends for bathroom privileges.

Lol of course he throws in a complaint about small towns

Unbelievably based

I can't say for sure, as I won't visit. But I like the little stream running through the yard

I like how @ArthurSchopenhauer1788 thinks we are all made of money or something when he posts these fancy pants mansions

Fine, how about this one?!

Just because you live in a nice, quiet area doesn't mean there won't be thieves...

I just walked by my kitchen window and saw a beaver poking around in my garage. Who knows what he would have taken if I hadn't scared him off

Went with the habanero cheese. Turned out excellent. Standing Bear did will by me this time