They're shutting us down

Lately tipping has become way more common. Now in Canada even fast food restaurants prompt you for a tip when you checkout

Yep. And us true Daily Poor Cels are tipping at 200% whenever:

1) we buy something and
2) we are asked to tip, even if it's for fast food

It's a hard life, but someone's gotta do it

If a non tipper claims to have a problem with the tipping system, they should refuse to eat anywhere that asks for tips. If you go to a restaurant that has tipping, and you don't tip, you're still supporting the restaurant and perpetuating the system you claim to be against. It's completely irrational and selfish.

Last thing I'll post for now, as my student just arrived.

King Bingo is being dishonest here. He did not say that the murder of the little girls "doesn't matter."

Durov tried to keep a raccoon out of his trash can he calls an app but with a little raccoon magic the idea didn't die.

Newsflash: lying to make your political enemies look bad is evil. It's also anti-Machiavellian and thereby not practical because you're choosing to fight leftists on the field of controlling the public mind via lies. That's not a battlefield you want to fight them on. You're supposed to try to fight them in areas where you have an advantage, not where it's completely obvious that you'll get outsmarted, overpowered, and completely annihilated.

Salt and heat are all you need to make most meats taste great

Those for which this is not true require either a touch of fat or acid to help them. These four things are really all you need to be able to cook just about anything. Everything else is extra, a luxury to avoid at times and at others to carefully indulge in, being sure to maintain your sanity

Whenever you go to the grocery store, park in the spot farthest from the entrance

Take a cold shower immediately after waking up, even especially in winter.

Maybe I'll vote for him if he gets rid of those pensions

The Daily Poor official declaration of American patriotism; under the new DP regime, every child will stand up in the morning and deliver these 8 lines while saluting the flag:

1. Every American loves cheese
2. Only Americans love cheese
3. Unless you love cheese, you are not American
4. People love cheese only if they are American
5. Only those who love cheese are American
6. Anyone who loves cheese is an American
7. If you are an American, you must love cheese
8. Loving cheese is required of all Americans

Homework for those of you who like brain exercise: how many of those 8 statements are logically equivalent to one another?