Newsflash: lying to make your political enemies look bad is evil. It's also anti-Machiavellian and thereby not practical because you're choosing to fight leftists on the field of controlling the public mind via lies. That's not a battlefield you want to fight them on. You're supposed to try to fight them in areas where you have an advantage, not where it's completely obvious that you'll get outsmarted, overpowered, and completely annihilated.

Salt and heat are all you need to make most meats taste great

Those for which this is not true require either a touch of fat or acid to help them. These four things are really all you need to be able to cook just about anything. Everything else is extra, a luxury to avoid at times and at others to carefully indulge in, being sure to maintain your sanity

Whenever you go to the grocery store, park in the spot farthest from the entrance

Take a cold shower immediately after waking up, even especially in winter.

Maybe I'll vote for him if he gets rid of those pensions

The Daily Poor official declaration of American patriotism; under the new DP regime, every child will stand up in the morning and deliver these 8 lines while saluting the flag:

1. Every American loves cheese
2. Only Americans love cheese
3. Unless you love cheese, you are not American
4. People love cheese only if they are American
5. Only those who love cheese are American
6. Anyone who loves cheese is an American
7. If you are an American, you must love cheese
8. Loving cheese is required of all Americans

Homework for those of you who like brain exercise: how many of those 8 statements are logically equivalent to one another?

A message for black-pillers:

God's affection for you is boundless and ever-present. The trials and tribulations you face in life are not random occurrences, but rather carefully crafted experiences. Each challenge, each obstacle, each moment of adversity has been intricately woven into the tapestry of your existence with great purpose and wisdom.

These difficulties are not meant to break you, but to forge you. Like a blacksmith working metal, these challenges are the hammer strikes that shape you into a stronger, more resilient being. They are the resistance that builds your spiritual and emotional muscles, enabling you to lift greater burdens and overcome more significant obstacles in the future.

Moreover, these hardships serve as a classroom of sorts, with lessons tailored specifically for you. Each struggle carries within it a seed of knowledge, waiting to be discovered and nurtured. As you navigate through these challenges, you uncover truths about yourself, about life, and about the nature of existence that could not be learned through ease and comfort alone.

In essence, what may appear as hardship is, in fact, a manifestation of divine guidance. It is through overcoming these obstacles that you grow, evolve, and draw closer to fulfilling your highest potential. Trust in this process, for it is through these very challenges that you are being sculpted into the best version of yourself.

Stolen from @DrGummyBears in Poor Chat

Alright, which one of you is the real Rusty Shackleford?

Don't fall victim to gambling addiction, frens, it's a sad state.

@AltSkull48