The abyss is calling them; do you really think telling them to resist those primordial urges will be effective?

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"imagine if the shoe were on the other foot," cries every rightoid who hasn't yet realized that he's on the losing team

If you helping other people is in any way tied to them treating you better afterwards, you're doing it wrong

Mike's Money tip of the day:
Install card readers ANYWHERE that people might enjoy existing for free.
*Only works in America
**Start in Ohio

This is the worst thing I have ever seen

Attention citizens!

Worried about the pitfalls of democracy? Introducing our revolutionary system: The Representative Republic™!

We've taken all your concerns and cleverly relocated them:

- Tyranny of the Majority
- - 51% determine policy? Horrifying! Won't someone please think of the children?
- - 51% determine who makes policy? Perfectly sensible!

- Uneducated Masses Making Decisions
- - Uninformed rabble choosing laws? Pure retardation. What sensible person would want this?
- - Uninformed rabble choosing lawmakers? A stroke of genius!

- Emotional Decision Making
- - People voting based on passions? Dangerous! Don't you desire a more rational mechanism?
- - People electing representatives based on passions? The pinnacle of reason!

- Manipulation by Demagogues
- - Charismatic figures swaying the masses on issues? Terrifying! Why would anybody trust the easily manipulated masses?
- - Charismatic figures having the ability to become candidates and thereby obtain a direct role in the very center of the process? The height of Western science! Heil Newton!

The Representative Republic™: Why solve issues when you can simply obscure them? It's just good governance!

Live video of me engaging in the valiant struggle to enlighten a particularly stubborn channel member — a poor, misguided soul — regarding the transcendent perfection of Neapolitan Pizza and save him from a lifetime of inferior pizza

24 hour ban on insults of other chat members in chat is in place now. Insulting another member, even if justified, will result in being muted for 72 hours.

Ban logical fallacies next!

You know the world is in a bad place when math problems are assuming skim milk is being stocked more than twice as much as whole milk

There's a Trump food cart in town giving out free hot dogs. Maybe I've been too closed minded on voting...