💥⚡RIOTS IN AND AROUND BURLADINGEN OVER THE TRIGEMA MONKEY WEARING A MASK

🇷🇺 🇺🇸⚡️ Ukrainian Intelligence reports a continuous build up of shit in President Putin's pants. Sources close to Biden suggest that his own build up is not off the table

🇳🇱Dutch KNMI reporting wind speeds of up to 140 km/h along the North Sea coasts in the coming days.

This one is actually true, admin has already had to dodge several flying plant pots.

also me when fard haha

🇷🇺🇺🇦⚡️Loud explosion heard in Northern Donetsk. Local sources speculate it could be the work of a DPR serviceman who has been constipated for a week

BREAKING NEWS: Jesus Christ REMAINS King of Kings and Lord of Lords.

⚡ 🇫🇷 Everything and everyone on strike again.
Reason has not been identified yet.

🇺🇸⁉ US President Biden says he must immediately depart his event in Ohio due to weather concerns and, quoting his words, "A little thing going on in my underwear right now."

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🇷🇺🇺🇦⚡️Due to ongoing escalations Admin has been trapped in the toilet for two hours

🇵🇱⚡️🇷🇺 Poland bombed Putin's toilet. Unflushable.
How will he respond to this unprovoked attack from NATO?

Admin would like to remind you about the current genocide of the 6 gorillion Russians in the Crimean region

🇷🇺🇺🇦⚡️ A new round of aggressions by the Ukrainian Armed Forces. Residents and defenders of Donbass have woken up to find leaflets urging them to touch grass. Furthermore there were references to the Russian MoD, advising them to accept the "L+Ratio".

🇳🇱 100% Dutch right-wing conservative allied Forum for Democracy (FVD) supporters celebrate in the streets after they managed to get nothing done during the municipal elections last week

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🇮🇱👨‍🦳⚡ Admin is having an ongoing conflict on the toilet. Kremlin insiders claim sabotage.

🇺🇸🇺🇦❌🇷🇺 — POTUS Biden: "Eat some chocolate chocolate chip."

Is this real

🇷🇺❌🇧🇪⚠ — At 9.50 am, a projectile fired from my ass completely destroyed a Russian border checkpoint in the Toilet region, 15.000 meters from the border.

There were a lot of casualties, says the FSB - 🇷🇺🧻 RIA Novosti