Had a nightmare the other night that my boss woke me up at 4 am to urgently get a Saudi billionaire soy Disney Magic the Gathering.

Saw this in the wild, apparently the site is defunct now.
Fellas, I hate to break it to you but marrying a sedevacantist girl is a bad idea. Just imagine messing up once - forgetting a single birthday or leaving the toilet seat up - and hearing that you are now an anti-husband, the husband seat is empty, etc.

Apparently jews have a law called "pikuach nefesh" (פיקוח נפש), which takes precendece over almost all of their laws (halacha), including Sabbath. The law in question is that of, buckle up... saving/preserving a life above all costs regardless of nationality or else

Jews also have an interest-free loan type called "heter iska" which, instead of taking an interest, has the bank or lender co-own the business until the loan is paid off.

OY VEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Uh oh, a few people in the Trump admin are about to be forced to go see the shoes for this.

Lament Junior account hacked and likely gone forever. Fuck Jews