Had a nightmare the other night that my boss woke me up at 4 am to urgently get a Saudi billionaire soy Disney Magic the Gathering.

Saw this in the wild, apparently the site is defunct now.
Fellas, I hate to break it to you but marrying a sedevacantist girl is a bad idea. Just imagine messing up once - forgetting a single birthday or leaving the toilet seat up - and hearing that you are now an anti-husband, the husband seat is empty, etc.

Apparently jews have a law called "pikuach nefesh" (פיקוח נפש), which takes precendece over almost all of their laws (halacha), including Sabbath. The law in question is that of, buckle up... saving/preserving a life above all costs regardless of nationality or else

Jews also have an interest-free loan type called "heter iska" which, instead of taking an interest, has the bank or lender co-own the business until the loan is paid off.

OY VEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Uh oh, a few people in the Trump admin are about to be forced to go see the shoes for this.

Lament Junior account hacked and likely gone forever. Fuck Jews

RIP to the realest one I ever knew.

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