⛔️ In northeastern Czechia, dozens of trains were halted due to CABLE THEFT — Novinky.cz

Police detained 3 suspects who stole cables vital for train operations

Service was suspended Sunday evening for up to 3.5 HOURS but partially resumed hours later, with full resolution expected by Monday

ngl actually a lot of effort went into Dead Island 2. it's fun, no politics. kinda surprising

🇨🇳The Chinese have created an intolerant video about connoscription in the US for war with China.

She claims to be "battling anorexia," but I couldn't tell with how overweight she is.

https://www.bluewin.ch/en/news/switzerland/green-meret-schneider-back-in-the-national-council-even-the-svp-is-pleased-2468817.html

A Finn and a Jew meet in a bar. The Jew at some point asks: "Is your country really the happiest in the world?"
The Finn replies: "Yup, number 1 for something like 7 years straight".
"Meanwhile Israel is the 5th happiest country in the world, do you know why?", asks the Jew.
"No Idea", says the Finn.
The Jew then replies: "Because even if we often hear sirens, we panic as our phones alert us, run to shelters, get bombed by terrorists, we have to tranquilize our kids crying, get ptsd, wear diapers to not shit ourselves, at least we have bomb shelters unlike these pesky arabs, so we are happy!"

Fine, I'm killing myself

I propose the Jones Theorem:

Given an unlimited span of time, every statement Alex Jones has ever made ends up being correct. No matter how deranged.

He was wrong ONE time and people were so determined to stop him they sued him for five hundred trillion dollars.