Cobson's Crunchy Cheese Factory
Two economists are walking in the countryside when they come across a pile of horse manure. One economist says to the other: “If you eat that pile of manure, I’ll pay you $10,000.” The second economist thinks for a bit — it’s disgusting, but $10,000 is…
A Finn and a Jew meet in a bar. The Jew at some point asks: "Is your country really the happiest in the world?"
The Finn replies: "Yup, number 1 for something like 7 years straight".
"Meanwhile Israel is the 5th happiest country in the world, do you know why?", asks the Jew.
"No Idea", says the Finn.
The Jew then replies: "Because even if we often hear sirens, we panic as our phones alert us, run to shelters, get bombed by terrorists, we have to tranquilize our kids crying, get ptsd, wear diapers to not shit ourselves, at least we have bomb shelters unlike these pesky arabs, so we are happy!"
The Finn replies: "Yup, number 1 for something like 7 years straight".
"Meanwhile Israel is the 5th happiest country in the world, do you know why?", asks the Jew.
"No Idea", says the Finn.
The Jew then replies: "Because even if we often hear sirens, we panic as our phones alert us, run to shelters, get bombed by terrorists, we have to tranquilize our kids crying, get ptsd, wear diapers to not shit ourselves, at least we have bomb shelters unlike these pesky arabs, so we are happy!"
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