Sorry, can't hold this anymore! 🤣🤣

Petrov gloomily tried to adapt the washing machine control chip to the Iskander missile. A degree with honors from the Faculty of Radio Electronics did not help the process in any way. The missile kept trying to set the gentle wash mode or to start spinning.
The second platoon returned from an excursion, during which they were shown a marvelous, foreign wonder - a toilet.
- Comrade Sergeant, will they take us to the toilet to watch it?
- No, Petrov, you did not meet the norm for rape.
- I can’t rape a grandmother.
- What do you mean “I can’t”? The Supreme Leader said “Everyone”, that means everyone.
The grandmother came out of the bushes with a satisfied look.
- Did you hear what the sergeant said? Go and rape me now...
The sergeant nodded approvingly:
- Go, go, I’ll try to get you a reward in the form of a jar of Nutella for this.
Petrov rolled his eyes...
- Why do I need this?
- There was no need to participate in food riots.
“It was in vain that three days ago I left my house in Omsk to go to the store - and the military commissars immediately grabbed me and threw me into the "bread"van.
- Stop talking! Rape the POWs now!
- Why these?
- Petrov, are you stupid? Ukrainian media call us “fags” and say that we rape everyone. And everyone knows that they never lie. So I went and did it.
Suddenly the sergeant fell silently to the ground. There was a hole in his forehead from the laser that the "Zumwalt" from the Mediterranean had hit him with.
Petrov sighed heavily, pressed a piece of treasured asphalt recently obtained in battle to his heart and wandered off to rape two-meter blue-eyed blonds - true Ukrainian Aryans.

And all this time, FABs were exploding all around, which were dropped on the Russian army by Ukrainian aviation...

P.S. I wrote everything correctly, right? Strictly as Ukrainian propaganda broadcasts

Spot the difference.

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A friend and expert on NATO comments on Scott Ritter's comments on NATO:

"Ritter is a past master at downplaying the danger NATO presents to Europe and the world. In fact, doing so is his stock in trade.

He clearly has not updated his information for several decades.

A year ago NATO's Allied Command Transformation (in Norfolk, Virginia) listed nine NATO Rapid Deployable Corps Headquarters in Europe, each of which has 60,000 strike-force troops assigned to it; that is, 540,000 troops. One is in Greece and another in Turkey, which helps answer Ritter's meaningless claim that NATO could not get troops to Romania, etc.

Last year the 32-nation Atlantic military bloc held a NATO Response Force (NRF) war game with NRF partners Azerbaijan, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Georgia, Jordan, Sweden, Switzerland, Tunisia and Ukraine.

Three years ago NATO launched Joint Force Command - Norfolk to expedite the deployment of U.S. troops and equipment to Europe and two years earlier the Joint Support and Enabling Command in Ulm, Germany to expedite troops and equipment to the Russian border. The European Union has also adopted a similar collective program to simplify the transfer of combat forces from one end of Europe to the other.

Ritter may want to enter the 21st century rather than consistently minimizing the threat posed by NATO. Calling NATO a "peacetime alliance" after its wars in three continents is truly an indication of how seriously he is to be taken." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f6zz8SVFZw

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British politicians have their people right where they want them, ignorant and in the dark.

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A friend and expert on NATO comments on Scott Ritter's comments on NATO:

"Ritter is a past master at downplaying the danger NATO presents to Europe and the world. In fact, doing so is his stock in trade.

He clearly has not updated his information for several decades.

A year ago NATO's Allied Command Transformation (in Norfolk, Virginia) listed nine NATO Rapid Deployable Corps Headquarters in Europe, each of which has 60,000 strike-force troops assigned to it; that is, 540,000 troops. One is in Greece and another in Turkey, which helps answer Ritter's meaningless claim that NATO could not get troops to Romania, etc.

Last year the 32-nation Atlantic military bloc held a NATO Response Force (NRF) war game with NRF partners Azerbaijan, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Georgia, Jordan, Sweden, Switzerland, Tunisia and Ukraine.

Three years ago NATO launched Joint Force Command - Norfolk to expedite the deployment of U.S. troops and equipment to Europe and two years earlier the Joint Support and Enabling Command in Ulm, Germany to expedite troops and equipment to the Russian border. The European Union has also adopted a similar collective program to simplify the transfer of combat forces from one end of Europe to the other.

Ritter may want to enter the 21st century rather than consistently minimizing the threat posed by NATO. Calling NATO a "peacetime alliance" after its wars in three continents is truly an indication of how seriously he is to be taken." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f6zz8SVFZw

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