We used to be a real country

This video keeps Putin up at night

Work smarter not harder

I didn’t know it was possible to feel so lonely despite not being alone

Early machine guns were used like ultra light artillery

Stepping out of the China Buffet after 3 hours like:

Fortune cookie told me an unexpected surprise awaits me at home

(My family left me)

No More Brother Wars!

And by “Brother Wars” we mean fratricidal wars between Protestants of Northwest European descent

“Wow, ten views and one reaction? This one really did the rounds!!!”

We used to be a proper country

I prefer my coffee like I prefer my farm equipment…

…strong, black, and grown in Africa