Fortune cookie told me an unexpected surprise awaits me at home

(My family left me)

No More Brother Wars!

And by “Brother Wars” we mean fratricidal wars between Protestants of Northwest European descent

“Wow, ten views and one reaction? This one really did the rounds!!!”

We used to be a proper country

I prefer my coffee like I prefer my farm equipment…

…strong, black, and grown in Africa

My devoted subscribers watching me hand craft artisanal memes for their consumption

That one guy who got the totally useless superpower

Barges
by Ben Kimberly Prins 1957

We should all move to Wyoming and create a real life Rohan

Pet Peeve #32475: Women who wipe their mouths with their pinky finger and proceed to lick said pinky finger