Dude could have gotten away with it if he didn’t stop to flirt with a pretty cashier and later decided to eat at Mickey D’s. He’s just like me, frfr!

Welcome to Pennsylvania

The correct answer is to shout, “HONK HONK, AWOOGA!” as your eyes pop from their sockets and you defy gravity as you jump into the air and stay suspended above the ground.

“Every day we stray further from God”

Let them cook!