The correct answer is to shout, “HONK HONK, AWOOGA!” as your eyes pop from their sockets and you defy gravity as you jump into the air and stay suspended above the ground.

“Every day we stray further from God”

Let them cook!

4 sets of 10 Uncle Jareds a day keeps the doctors away

This one hit the target, I watched every episode of Dogfights as a kid.