Hobbits can’t spell Borders correctly

Their minds are on fruit and cheese boards

Decent! 🤓

Our editor is having a no-good very-bad make-you-late-for-dinner adventure, normal articles will resume shortly

Our reporting team has acquired exclusive audio of the racist marching song, it is attached here. Trigger warning: It's very racist and bad, and you should not do cardio while listening to it on repeat.

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The Shire has had a *hic* lot of birthday parties this week, the staff will stumble back into the office eventually