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Our editor is having a no-good very-bad make-you-late-for-dinner adventure, normal articles will resume shortly

Our reporting team has acquired exclusive audio of the racist marching song, it is attached here. Trigger warning: It's very racist and bad, and you should not do cardio while listening to it on repeat.

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The Shire has had a *hic* lot of birthday parties this week, the staff will stumble back into the office eventually

This is what Tolkien would have wanted! You know it, we know it, and the entire world will know it!

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