Do people in California love losing everything in a wildfire as much as people in Chicago love being murdered? #keepvotingdemocrat

Why use a pandemic to win one election when you can use it to win two?

Is Kamala Harris doing a Barack Obama impersonation or is Barack Obama doing a Kamala Harris impersonation?

Why hasn’t the Biden administration mandated leeches yet?

Where do I apply for a job as one of the Biden administration’s experts?

Experts say Joe Biden has dementia. Joe Biden is also corrupt studies show.

Nancy Pelosi only tells lies when she’s awake experts say.

Democrats will use Covid to steal the 2022 elections studies show.

Joe Biden drives an 18-wheeler but Hunter stole 14 of the wheels and sold them for crack.

Why does Joe Biden’s face look like someone stepped on it with golf cleats?

You need to wear a mask until there’s a cure for death experts say.

How long until they start blaming President Trump for the vaccine Joe Biden’s been taking credit for?

Are you happy you got your $500 Child Tax Credit while Joe Biden gets a Child Tax Credit of $500,000 per painting?

Chris Cuomo attacking Ron DeSantis is like Mohamed Atta’s brother attacking Sully Sullenberger.

Why does every election come down to a Democrat who’s going to make your life worse or a Republican who won’t get anything done?

Why aren’t Barack Obama’s birthday party guests at Martha’s Vineyard afraid of being swallowed up by the ocean due to climate change? Do they know someone who can control rising sea levels?

California charges $4.59 a gallon to live in beautiful weather.

Jared Fogel thinks Megan Rapinoe is giving Subway sandwiches a bad name.

Andrew Cuomo’s victims are older than Joe Biden’s.

Kamala Harris has the laughter of a child. If the child has a 666 on their forehead.

The Cuomos are the only family to have two Fredos.