Why did Jussie Smollett fake a hate crime when he could’ve just made a movie with Alec Baldwin?

Is it weird that the people who talk the most about equality love being treated special?

I believe all women except the ones that find Pete Davidson attractive.

Has Wil Wheaton found work in Hollywood yet?

Joe Biden hates Kamala Harris like Clark Griswold hates Cousin Eddie.

You can sum up the media during Donald Trump’s presidency with two words:
Jussie Smollett

I want you to pay for my student loans and fix my abuela’s house.

Ever since Subway sandwiches changed their bread things have gone downhill for pedophiles and people who fake hate crimes.

If it wasn’t -20 degrees in Chicago the night Jussie Smollett faked his hate crime there’d be two innocent white guys sitting in jail right now.

Who dislikes Kamala Harris more? Joe Biden or the rest of America?

Had you ever heard of Jussie Smollett before he faked his hate crime?

Dr. Fauci is like Dr. Doolittle but he can only speak to sheep.

If Fox News is Nazi propaganda why does CNN and MSNBC keep hiring Fox’s old anchors?

The only way Democrats and the media could be happier about the tornadoes is if the tornadoes shouted “This is MAGA country!”.

How long until Democrats require proof of vaccination to vote?

LeBron James surviving Covid is proof it’s not dangerous to little babies.

The only thing Joe Biden hates hearing more than Let's Go Brandon is Let Go of Brandon.

Do the people telling Joe Biden what to say have dementia too?

Hunter Biden was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He used the spoon to do heroin before selling it to pay for the prostitutes.

Joe Biden looks more confused now than that time he walked in on Michelle Obama at the urinal.

How did a pandemic become so political?