Kid gloves are the only thing on Joe Biden’s Christmas list.

If 10% goes to the Big Guy, what percentage does that leave for crack and prostitutes?

Do more people in Chicago die from Omicron or gunshots?

Merry Christmas, this is Ava like actually, not my parents, or anyone who does these tweets but I just finished unwrapping all my presents and none of them were shaped like a new President!!! 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

If Jill Biden is the doctor, why is Joe taking everyone’s temperature?

Why is a once in a lifetime pandemic lasting an entire lifetime?

Why is the average life span of a D.C. politician 104 years but their interns only live to be 23?

I used to fight for my right to party. Now I wear a mask to protect me from air.

The only difference between Joe Biden and Antifa is Joe prefers to smash and grab children.

If Ghilaine Maxwell is guilty of trafficking young women, who was she trafficking them to?

If all good things must come to an end does that mean the Democrat party will be here forever?

I'll wear a mask in Florida when it starts to smell like New York.

I will not apologize for attacking Ron DeSantis’s cancer-stricken wife until everyone admits their New Year’s resolution is to date me. Happy New Year!

Is the year 2022 or is that the price of a gallon of gas?

Republicans would rather date Lorena Bobbitt than AOC.

AOC and DeSantis are like a little sister arguing with her big brother. Or what Democrats call an Ilhan Omar marriage.

What’s more hypocritical? Me not wearing a mask while vacationing in Florida or me wearing a tax the rich dress to the Met Gala?

Do you need a vaccine to eat at a restaurant in NYC so the rat poop doesn't make you sick?

All the Republicans wanna date me because I’m so pretty and popular but I would never date a Republican unless someone spills red wine on me while I’m wearing my mom’s leather skirt and a Republican offers me $1000 to buy a new skirt in exchange for helping make them popular.

How does Nancy Pelosi take a shower without melting?

Can Barack Obama get the virus if Michelle keeps giving him the jab?